What Were The Worst Catchphrases in 2011?

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In 2011? I know it’s last year, but the things I’m about to post right now, is still widely used in 2012, and probably for more years to come!

Okay, so, what were the worst catchphrases in 2011? Here we go!

WINNING

Is it the same as this catchphrase, ‘Like A Boss’? Things that you say to make it sounds cooler than it really is? You tell me.

EPIC FAIL

Yes. Because ordinary fail is just not enough. The word ‘epic’ itself is also a trend now. Like, when you see something that is  sooo cool, you’ll say ‘Wow, that’s epic!’ ‘Man that movie was epic! This epic, that epic. It’s totally out of hand. If you check on Urban Dictionary, it’s stated there that the word ‘epic’ is one of the most overused word next to the word, ‘fail’. To make it worse, those two words are used together to become, ‘Epic fail’.

LOLZ

What does that Z really stand for? To indicate that you’re laughing out louder than ever that LOL itself is not enough? Hmm. I’m not sure though I think I’ve used this one too. LOLZ

TOTES

I don’t think I have ever used this, but I’ve heard in movies. It totally makes sense now. Totally, totes. Is it so hard to say ‘totally?’ Or using ‘totes’ is so much cooler? I don’t know because I’m not familiar with this catchphrase.

JUST SAYING

YES! I used this A LOT!!! Hahaha. Usually, in a situation where I mean what I say but at the same time, I don’t wanna offend anyone, I don’t wanna sound so… I don’t know. Harsh, maybe? It’s like a substitute to ‘No offense’. I guess.

Saying ‘Just saying’ is like adding 2 cents in a million dollar conversation. – Urban Dictionary

I KNOW, RIGHT?

The most used catchphrase of all time! Haha. Especially girls, ladies. In Malay, it simply means, ‘Kan???’ It’s used to agree with someone’s statement, but this catchphrase probably sounds so girlish. That’s why it’s most used by female. I don’t care if this is the worst catchphrase, I just love using it. You too? I know, right?

For more worst catchphrases, check this website out.

Another Cool Youtuber, The ShortNap

Still remember about this post??

Yes, the coolest local Youtube celebrities, Matluthfi and Anwar Hadi (Matltuhfi is cooler than AnwarHadi though). I am a fan of them, Matluthfi especially (Matluthfi lagi, haha). I love their brilliant ways of delivering messages through their jokes, it’s very casual and easy to comprehend. Every points taken! Owh, they’re funny too! Kan? Kan?

Anyways, that’s not what I’m gonna tell here. Hm, last night, I just found out there is another cool, well not dude, but cool shawty yo, that vlogs too!

Taadaa! The coolest female vlogger, Maria Elena

As I watched this yesterday, then only I noticed Maria Elena’s existence in this vlogging world. Maybe aku yang lambat ke ape, dunno lah, but I’ve never heard of her before. This is her first video that I watched.

Her videos are so raw, not cover-cover cun like most bitches in front of camera yang terkepot-kepot, tersenyum kambing, malu-malu, mengade2, huh, “menyampah you!”. She is soo selamba, salah ke betul, belasah ja, so funny! I don’t think I can be like that in front of the camera, by myself pon x boleh, let alone to be watched by the world. Haha. That explains why I’m still blogging (YES, with the ‘B’ there, not ‘V’). Whatever.

Anyways, actually I haven’t watched all her videos lah, to be honest (I just found her account last night, x sempat lagi nak watch). Hihi. But from the videos that I have watched, I think she’s worth watching, seriously. For me lah. :-p

Enjoyyyyy!!

Still, my favourite of all, sape lagi.. Matluthfi!  (Gaya gedik mcm Maria Elena)

p/s – I might post two entries today.. Hm.. I dunno, maybe.

5 Marriage Humours

1. Women are unpredictable. Before marriage, she expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him.

2. There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go thru hell for her. They got married and now, he is going thru hell.

3. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing, either the car is new or the wife.

4. A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, “If you don’t promise to send us $100000, I swear that we will kill your wife.” The poor man wrote back, “I am afraid I can’t keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours.”

5. A guy asked his friend, “What’s the matter? You look depressed.” Then the friend replied, “I’m having trouble with my wife. She said she wasn’t going to speak to me for 30 days.”

“But that ought to make you happy. You told me she’s a pain in your ass.”
“Yeah, it did make me happy.  But today is the last day..”

It’s funny but still, NOT FAIR. It’s like, we, the wives are the meanest persons on Earth!

Nways, I dig #3. You know, my hubby never opens the car door for me, but I figured that it must be because it’s not his new car and I’m not his new wife.

I’m THE WIFE. Haha

p/s – I came across with this, “Man is like a banana at all stages”.
What does that even meaaan…?

A Day With Awesome+Cute Youtubers

It’s Friday!! Yeaah! Tomorrow is Saturday!! Yeaahh! But I still have to go to school tomorrow. Yeaaaahh!!! *roll eyes*

So today, besides excitedly trying my new brown+grey contact lenses, I pretty much spent time on Youtube. Watched few good videos from these talented fellas, Matlutfi, IniAnwarHadi and a very special person, Ben Bradshaw.

 

MatLuthfi

Okay, start from MatLuthfi. Hmm.. Don’t really know much about him, except he has loghat Utagha, maybe originally from Kedah, Perlis, Penang I dunno, and now studying in Perth, Aussie. He’s seriously one funny+smart guy. Semua video2 dia ada message best2 yg disampaikan secara sempoi. Check them out!

Part dier jadi pompuan tu mang thumbs up!! ‘U tak tahu, u tak tahu’. LOL!

This is soooooo cute!

Lawak btol la this budak. Actually, heard bout him dah lama dah, months ago. Since he made this very sweet video for his mother on Mother’s Day.. Comel gilaa..

 

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Anwar Hadi

Next, IniAnwarHadi.. FYI, he’s TESL student. Just like moi. I mean, dulu la.. Now, I’m a TESL teacher. :-p

Hmm… I don’t find this guy THAT interesting to watch or listen to.. I mean, he’s got good points in every video that he makes, but the way he presents/delivers the idea is like, biasa je…. At times terlebih poyo sket. The messages are well delivered but x berapa nk kesan sgt la..

Eh, but this one video boleh tahan laa… Coz topic dier mang bagus pon. Bahasa kita!

But all in all between these two famous Malay Youtubers, I think Matluthfi is waaaaay funnier! And message dier lagi senang nk smpai coz he acts at the same time. Lawak pulak tu.

 

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Ben Bradshawww. This is the most descent pic that I could find. Seriously. *naughty stare*

Lastly, check out this very cool American dude who can speak Malay very fluently, BEN BRADSHAW! Well, I guess he’s already famous among Malay Youtubers. He makes few videos to teach Malay people how to speak English with accurate word choice and slang. Seriously, hati sangat tertawan melihat kesungguhan dier cakap Melayu!! Sooo funny in a very CUTE way! Love his trademark btw, ‘gigi putih kaan… *showing teeth*.. Hihi!

The video up here is the first video of his that I watched. Impressed!

Knowing Ben from this Youtube, it suddenly reminds me of my dream years ago, to marry a Mat Saleh/Org Putih yang dah pandai cakap melayu. Kenapa nak yang cakap melayu? Coz nnti there wouldn’t be any communication gap between my parents and him. Hahahahaa. Gilaaa perasan berangan sampai ke langit!(Mr.Gonzales jgn marah okaaay). But seriously, I didn’t expect la pulak this kinda person betul2 exists dalam dunia ni. Tpi dia memang comel laaa kan?

Owh, he loves singing Kau Ilhamku from Man Bai. Sweet!

p/s -Marilah sukakan page Ben Bradshaw di Facebook bersama-sama, okay?
*gaya cakap Melayu ala2 Ben*

Got The Cert!!!

Nk cakap psl Kursus Kahwin yg dh pegi arie tu. Kitorg buat kat Masjid Jamek Sultan Ibrahim Muar. Time register tu, Dewan Utama masjid tu dah penuh. So, kitorg ditempatkan kat Sekolah Agama Bandar Maharani kat sebelah masjid tu.. Time kursus ni, Mr.Gonzales kena duduk depaaaan skali! So, dier antara yg paling byk kena soal ngn penceramah. Haha.

Time kursus, these are the topics covered in this course.

• Prosedur Mahkamah
• Ibadah
• Akidah
• Komunikasi Suami Isteri
• Pembubaran Perkahwinan
• Pengurusan Kesihatan Dalam Keluarga
• Modul Sakinah
• Munakahat (Perkahwinan)
• Prosedur Pernikahan Menurut Undang Undang /Enakmen
• Pengurusan Konflik, Rumahtangga dan Stress
• Akhlak dan Hubungan Suami Isteri

Honestly, some of the talks were sooo boring and made me soo sleepy. Masa tu, seriously tak boleh bukak mata, tersengguk ade la dalam 5-6 kali, so nk elak ngntuk yg obvious, terpakse la conteng2 course book tu. Habis semua aku lukis. Topic2 yang boring ni contoh, Prosedur Mahkamah and Pembubaran Perkahwinan. Ye r.. Dh citer psl cerai2 sumer, boring la… Ckp psl situations that allow you to file the divorce, the procedures and etc. Prosedur Mahkamah tu memang la boring giler. Ckp psl bnde yg langsung x familiar. Borang2 ape tah kena mohon kat mahkamah syariah, kesalahan/penalti, tuntutan mcm2.. It’s like, time KISSM dulu, blajar psl all those Dasar2 whatever tu la.. Time tu, serious mengantuk!

Pastu masuk bab Ibadah lak.. K, yg ni funny giler tau! Mr.Gonzales kena soal camane nk bace lafaz niat angkat hadas kecil. Dier boleh gagap and lupe! Dier ckp time tu dier blank gile sbb x psl2 mic tu dihalakan kat dier. Dier bace lafaz tu x abes pon, ‘Nawaitu raf’al hadasi…??’ Then, dier senyap. Kahkahkah. Lawak giler bleh tersangkut kat ctu. Baru suruh bace lafaz niat angkat hadas kecil, kalo suruh lafaz akad nikah nnti, tah gagap camane laa… Dier dh malu, dier ckp biasenye ambik wuduk tu dier bace niat dlm hati dlm Bahasa Melayu jer. Eleh! Cover btol. Haha

Pastu masuk bab Akidah lak. Ni psl Rukun Islam, Rukun Iman and Pengertian Ihsan. Dier suruh senaraikan rukun2 tu semua, not so surprisingly, memang ade ramai yg still blur2 psl Rukun Iman Rukun Islam ni.. (Mr.Gonzales x kot?) Pastu dier cerita la psl pasangan yg murtad la..  Mcm2 la..

Topic yang paling besssttt sgt time Komunikasi Suami Isteri by Ustaz Norizam bin Haji Salleh. He’s the counselor, so the way he delivered his talk tu memang best gile la. And verryy funny! Dier cerita psl suami isteri yg selalu salah paham dalam rumah tangga, isteri suruh beli lain, suami beli lain, pastu merajuk tanak tido sekatil, menangis mcm2 la.

Ade skali tu, dier tanye Mr.Gonzales dh tunang ke blom, pastu tanye bape hantaran. Mr.Gonzales jwb la RM++k.. Pastu dier tanye, ‘eleh, RM++k tu, pndai masak ke dier? Kalo saya, xde saya terima’. Org perempuan ni tolong la jgn demand2 sgt.. Kesian org lelaki ni.. Bla bla bla..’ Haha. Dri blakang, I could see him toleh blakang, pnjangkan leher carik muke aku, pastu gelak2kan. Damn it!

Dalam topik komunikasi ni, cerita psl Cara Mengawal Kemarahan, Perkataan Yang Patut Diamalkan Dalam Komunikasi cth mcm ‘sayang’, ‘tolong’, ‘terima kasih’ etc. Dier ade ckp jugak psl Aktiviti Rumahtangga Bahagia (he gave some ‘good’ suggestions btw), Pengurusan Kewangan, Penggunaan Perantaraan and mcm2 lagi la. Owh, kalo x silap, dier ade jugak cerita camana nk dapat anak yg sihat, dan soleh. Dier ckp ade kaitan dari segi pemakanan, hubungan seksual and sikap ibu-bapa mase si ibu tgh pregnant. Haha. Ade jugak few Surah Al-Quran yang dier bgi ntok diamalkan time pregnant, Surah Lukman, Surah Mariam, Surah Yusuf. Yang lain2 tu mcm biase la.. Fatihah, Yassin, Ayat Kursi and 3 Qul.

Yang best tu ade salah s0rg penceramah ni, cant remember which session, dier bgi satu situation, a picture on the screen actually, of a husband and wife yg tido sekatil, tpi membelakangkan each other. Bergaduh la mksudnyer. Pastu dier tanye all the bakal2 suami, camane nk pujuk isteri yg merajuk mcm tu. One peserta said, ‘bgi salam!’. The whole hall laughed. And then, dier tanye lak kat peserta perempuan, ‘Bakal2 isteri jwb x salam?’ So, most of us said, ‘jawab, tpi tu pon sbb jwb salam tu wajib, tpi still merajuk.’ Balik semula kat peserta lelaki, ‘Ha, bakal2 isteri awak masih merajuk, camane nk buat?’ Mcm2 jawapan diorg bagi.. Hug dari belakang la.. Kiss la.. Ape tah lgi.. Yg ckp ‘ceraikan je’ pon ade. Bodoh btol. Hahaha. Pastu penceramah tu bgtau la cara2 nk pujuk pasangan merajuk.. Nways, Ustaz tu bgtau, peluk suami/isteri dari belakang tu adalah sgt berkesan untuk memujuk pasangan masing2.. Sbb… Ape tah? Ade explanation, but I cant remember la..

Pastu lgi satu ceramah yang informative, Modul SAKINAH. SAKINAH ni rupenye stands for, Sabar, Amanah, Kasih, Intim, Nadi/Nasihat, Aman, Hidup Harmoni. Cerita psl alam rumahtangga la mostly.. And dier gak ade bgi few tips untuk menyambut kelahiran bayi. Kalau isteri susah sgt nk bersalin, suami bace kan Surah Insyiqaq ayat 1-5. Ayat ni jugak la yg biase org buat Air Selusuh tu. Time tu teringat la dari aku kecik lgi smpai la skrg, org2 kampung, jiran2 sedara mara, kawan2 ayah, kdg2 tah sape2 dtg dri jauh ke rumah, semata2 mintak tlg ayah buatkan Air Selusuh.. Kakak2 aku pon mintak ayah buatkan time diorg pregnant dulu. Aku mang tau Air Selusuh ntok org pregnant, tpi aku tatau ape fungsinye. KakSeha dulu time pregnant Darling, kandungan die tu songsang. Pastu mintak tolong ayah buatkan Air Selusuh, Alhamdulillah la pastu btol balik. So, die ade mcm2 fungsi kot sebenarnyer air selusuh ni.. Baby susah nk keluar, baby songsang, and mcm2 masalah lain la kot..

Pastu. Ustaz ni cerita, bile je baby lahir, bile dh azan, dah iqamat sume, bacekan Surah Al-Qadar kat telinge kanan, Surah Al-Ikhlas kat telinga kiri and surah Al-Insyirah kat ubun2 bayi, pastu 3 Qul kat seluruh badan bayi.. Pastu tahnikkan baby tu. Cara nk tahnikkan baby, memula basuh tgn kanan bersih2. Bace surah Al-Insyirah kat jari manis, and then letak madu kat jari manis tu, pastu letak kat langit2 bayi. Erm.. Ape ek reasonnye.. Dier ade ckp, tpi x ingatlah. Something psl nk merangsang deria rasa kot.. Pastu psl cukur rambut lak, kalo boleh buat ntok baby2 ni.. Sbb kebaikan cukur rambut ni, bila rmbut baby tu dicukur, lubang rmbutnye akan terbuke so, dier akan menguatkan pancaindera.. Ni aku ikot sebjik2 ayat Ustaz tu. Haha.

Okay…… Here, some of the pictures…

Saturday morning, ready nk gi kursus! With him and Chullie!

Wearing red, same theme with me and Chullie

Sunday afternoon, dh dpt cert!

Wedding Cert from Pejabat Agama Johor

Close Up!

Dier pon dh dpt!

Masjid Jamek Sultan Ibrahim, Muar. A very nice one!

Overall, memang best la Kursus Kawen ni! Haha